Kim Jong-un Posts

Wigging out with Sister Tater

Apparently teenagers-in-chief Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump haven’t yet blown us all to smithereens. It isn’t for a lack of trying. Thanks a lot for absolutely nothing, Lindsey Graham. Don’t you just love it when folks who couldn’t pass the entrance exam to enlist feel perfectly emboldened to send our sons and daughters off to do their bloody bidding?

Good for the folks in Guam for not paying Trump and his alter-ego Kimmie Jong no never mind. As any mother of toddlers can attest to, fit-throwing is best ignored. The worst thing anyone can do is to affirm temper tantrums. I make it a point to always ignore those who demand attention by way of histrionics. And if there is one thing Trump and Kimmy Jong can’t stand, it’s being considered irrelevant and then ignored. read more

People and their rice paddies

If Kim Jong Un decides to out-bully Trump this may very well prove to be my very last blog post. For all you people wondering what the Bay of Pigs moment was like, this is it. This temper-tantrum meltdown between two completely erratic and insane abusers.

I hold Trump in utter contempt.

You may have noticed.

I’m pretty sure even God is fed up with Trump, despite what Stupid Head Robert Jeffress says about him.

Normally, I’d be so far inland, I wouldn’t worry too much about a pissing match between Trump and his half-brother Kim. But right now I’m out here on the Olympic Peninsula. I’ll be here for the week. Maybe that will give Mattis and Kelly long enough to get Trump his lithium. If not, well, I’m going to run toward the light. Surviving a nuclear attack has never really appealed to me. read more

Outlawing Sarcasm

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Even Korea, it seems, has their Yankees.

All I got to say is you can tell that Kim Jong-un isn’t from SOUTH Korea.

Kim Jong-un is more of a Maine or Vermont type of Yankee. You know the type: That person who prides themselves on their ability to put on a flannel shirt and Carhartts over a  pair of thermals and brave the sub-zero temps of winter. The kind of person who eats tree bark for roughage and picks the bones of a squirrel for protein. The kind of person whose belief in God is all about retribution and revenge, if they believe in God at all (I can understand how living through a North Korean winter might make a person abandon the idea of God altogether) read more

About Those Emails of Hillary’s

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There has been a lot of hullabaloo over Hillary Clinton’s missing/deleted emails. Donald Trump, who is the first presidential candidate in modern history to tell voters they can rot in H-E-DoubleToothpicks because he’s never releasing his taxes, wants voters to believe that the reason Clinton dumped her emails is because she has some big secret she’s hiding, all the while he’s carrying on a mutual admiration affair with Russia’s Putin, out in the open before God and everybody. read more